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深夜,超市文具区的商品吵了起来 计算器:整个文具区,就数我聪明,人们买我就是为了让我替他们算账! 点钞机:贱货,你聪明怎么才只值十几块钱,老子会数钱,你能吗? 计算器:你个弱智还好意思笑话我,有句话叫,别人把你卖了,你还帮着数钱,说的就是你!
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深夜,超市文具区的商品吵了起来
计算器:“整个文具区,就数我聪明,人们买我就是为了让我替他们算账!”
点钞机:“贱货,你聪明怎么才只值十几块钱,老子会数钱,你能吗?”
计算器:“你个弱智还好意思笑话我,有句话叫,别人把你卖了,你还帮着数钱,说的就是你!”
点钞机:“……”
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